Nate Bargatze returns to play George Washington in Washington's Dream 2

Bargatze's dreams for the English language included the freedom to “spell some words two different ways,” including the name Jeff by spelling it “the short way with a J and the stupid way with a G.” .

While Bargatze said they were fighting to “extend these freedoms to all Americans,” Kenan Thompson interjected and asked if he included men of color, but Bargatze ignored the question and continued with his statement.

The comedian continued by pointing out some of the intricacies of language, including “two names for animals – one when they are alive and another when they become food,” such as cows for beef and pigs for pork, while ” Chickens they are”. Chicken.”

“And we're going to create our own foods and name them whatever we want, like the hamburger,” Bargatze said, to which Mikey Day asked, “Made from ham, sir?”

He laughed at Day before adding, “If only it were that easy.”

“A hamburger is made of beef, just like the buffalo wing is made of chicken,” Bargatze said. “But don’t worry, men, a hot dog isn’t made of dogs.”

But when asked by Bowen Yang what hot dogs are made of, Bargatze simply replied, “Nobody knows.”

When James Austin Johnson continued to press him about what was in a hot dog, Bargatze ordered him to get off the boat and into the water because “a real American would never want to know what's in a hot dog.”

Bargatze went on to explain the future of the language, including a dollar bill with his face on the front and “crazy stuff” on the back, including “squiggles, Latin words, a pyramid with a floating eye at the top.”

He also shared the concept of new holidays, including July 4th, Flag Day and President's Day, which would be celebrated each year with an old tradition: buying a new mattress.

The skit served as a sequel to “Washington's Dream” from Season 49 of Bargartze's hosting debut in October 2023, where Bargatze inspired his troops with the American dream of being able to choose “our own systems of weights and measures.”

In addition to the viral “Beavis and Butt-Head” sketch with Ryan Gosling and “Protective Mom 2” with Bad Bunny and Pedro Pascal, it landed in the top 5 most viewed live sketches of the entire season.